Startled? Don’t be.
We can see it in your eyes. That project that you’d like to bring us on for?
Coincidentally, we’ve already done exactly that kind of work in the past. Multiple times, in fact. Some people call it a “profession”.
We call it destiny.
“What's in the box? What's in the box!?”
Oli Gardner
Honorable mention for immortalizing me in the annals of landing page templates.
John Smith
John and his unnervingly generic name have been adding value to my team since 1998.
Jane Smith
Jane is … wait, Jane Smith? Are you guys siblings? Are your parents the most boring people on Earth?
Joe Smith
OK, let’s get real. I want copies of all of your birth certificates on my desk by EOD.
A Very Small Hedgehog
Questionable work ethic, but has made immeasurably positive contributions to office morale.
The Dark Spirits
Don’t ask them questions.
PERSUASION
. AGENCY .
Build your next campaign to a crescendo
Tech Tonic Studio
"Lauren Currie OBE for president. For championing the power of women. And for always speaking with the utmost heart."
Head of Innovation, Strategy and Design at Frog
“Lauren is one of the most inspiring people I’ve worked with. She has a ton to share in a manner that makes you want to learn it. Sign up. Join. Be there if you can.”.
Founder of NoTosh
"Lauren is the queen of lifting women up. Watch and learn."
Chief Experience Officer EY EMEIA & CEO Doberman Nordics
"She's brave. Every time. Lauren's gift is making people feel brave."
Leadership Coach
“Jayne thinks on the cutting edge of strategy, conversion rate optimization, growth hacking and content creation. One of the best technologists I've worked with - ever.”
Liana Fricker • CEO, Inspiration Space
I lose count of the amount of times Jayne has saved the day, and has solved problems swiftly. Watch this space tech world, Jayne is here.
Chris Watson • COO, UPFRONT
Play the Didgeridoo
Wommmmm womwomwomwomwomwommmm
mmmmmmmmmmm oooooooooo wommmmmmmmmm.
Pump Up Your Copy
Does your copy read a little limp? Are you excited and compelled by the energy flowing through these words? Yeah? Hell yeah!
Let’s pump it up!
Recite Pi to Two Decimal Places
3.14.
Yeah, You’re Interested? We Can Also:
1. Align your synergies in order to cultivate holistic marketing campaigns and elevate #brand engagement via targeted nurturing … or something.
2. Make flip-book versions of your real-time sales dashboards. In real-time.
3. Form pacts with the dark spirits. For purposes of lead generation only.
JAYNE CARMICHAEL NORRIE, 23rd January 2023
Hi, I'm Jayne.
Nobody will just magically find you and care about your work because you publish your website.
You actually have to stand out... which is hard, because the world is oversaturated with small businesses.
And we, as entrepreneurs have busy lives just like everyone else...
So we have less time to make better websites... sites that matter.
Some people create tons of blog posts and it's a game of numbers... they think, "If I just make enough of them, then at least one is bound to be perfect."
Some people practice, practice, practice until they become adept at updating their website.
Both strategies can work, but I find that they don't solve the problem of time. There's never enough of it, and it's hard to keep up, let alone get ahead and make a solid living off of your business...
So what's the alternative?
You need to be more efficient... and avoid being busy, with no gain. Create business assets that are professional quality every time, and that stand out!
I will show you exactly how to find the low-hanging fruit on your website, and make your site work harder for your business.
If you're serious about generating leads for your business that matter and saving time in the process... to make your life so much easier!
I can teach you how to make your website work harder with simple techniques I learned after years and years of practice...
I PROMISE you, this guide is for entrepreneurs who know NOTHING about tech.
Thank you, I'm flattered! You can work with me in more depth by
booking my services hereNo, we can work with clients on a one-session basis or on a monthly retainer.
Yes, all of our services and our teaching is 100% remote and online.
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